wow. it’s been almost a month since I made a post. sorry about that, y’all. especially to the new friends I made and followers I acquired a few weeks ago in a friending meme. I’m usually better about updating.
and reading. dudes, I have over 200 entries to read from y’all, between WordPress, LiveJournal, Blogger, and DreamWidth. y’all are a verbose bunch, lol.
anyway, let me do a little meme for the new folk to get to know me. then I’ll do a post about what all’s been going on in life….
these are from here.
Name: James the Greatest.
Age: 29 in August 2015.
Birthdate: August 24, 1986.
Hometown: Hammond, Louisiana, USA.
Current Location: Lafayette, Louisiana, USA.
Eye Color: brown.
Hair Color: naturally auburn; but currently black & purple.
Weight: varies between 163 – 170 lbs, because I’m a fatass.
Tattoos: none yet. but I plan on getting at least one, to show WHO I AM.
Piercings: two in my left ear. I had two in my right, but they both pulled out after heavy earrings. so I actually want to get my cartilage pierced on the right side.
Relationship Status: will have been with my silly boyfriend for five years as of end of July 2015. WTF?!?! that’s a long time!!!
Heritage: British shit? I know an old relative killed Lincoln. oh, and injuns. lots of injun blood.
Zodiac Sign: Leo-Virgo Cusp — which is annoying as SHIT.
Right/Left-Handed: ambidextrous, with leniency towards right.
Bedtime: supposed to be 9pm because of my meds. but normally closer to 10pm or 11pm. #ImABadAdult
Best Physical Feature: dawg, my ass. EVERYONE LOVES MY ASS.
Parents Together: somehow, yes. and thankfully so, for me. it would kill me otherwise….
Most Missed Memory: wait, like, a memory that I forgot?? I don’t understand the question….
First Thought When Waking Up: “well shit, another day …. fuck you, gods….”
Longest Relationship: Brian and I are about to have five years in July 2015 — WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!
Biggest Fear: myself.
Shower Daily: I rinse off daily. I wash my hair once to twice a week; that’s it. but body rinse off, almost daily.
Have Kids: my cat Fat Fluffy Fuck — Zero, the 19lb cat.
Want to Get Married: NOPE!! but I’ll deal if that’s what my Brian wants.
Want to Go to College: got a 3.5 GPA in undergrad. will return to graduate school soon enough, hopefully….
Want Kids: ALL OF THE FUCK NO’S!!!
Play an Instrument: tried guitar several times. never succeed. I’ve since given up on music.
Get Along with Your Parents: typically.
Swear: I was a manager of an offshore heliport — HELL YEAH, I FUCKING CURSE LIKE A BITCH!!
Sing: HAHAAHAHAHAHA. no.
Smoke: only socially; and very rarely, even so.
Believe in Yourself: never.
Think You’re Attractive: rarely.
Hate Anyone: at least one person at all points of my life. no proud about it; but it’s true.
Drink: way too much.
Like Thunderstorms: ALWAYS.
Candy: Butterfingers?? (am not a candy kid.)
Song: that’s really hard to choose. it normally varies on my mood.
Band: also varies. but favourites include Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, and Project 86.
Place: I had this small place on my college campus that so few knew about. and I could hide there during panic attacks. it’s too far now. but I still love it.
TV Show: currently, Arrow, iZombie, and The 100. but Xena has been a favourite forever. I’m also a big wrestling fan, so I watch WWE and NXT.
Body Part of Opposite Sex: hips, actually.
Fast Food Restaurant: Taco Bell.
Movie: overall, Clue and the first TMNT. I recently saw Tank Girl and Snowpiercer and loved them. Suckerpunch is up there too. and Snatch.
Alcoholic Drink: anything Jack Daniels or Firefly.
Non-Alcoholic Drink: unsweet tea.
Holiday: it used to be Mardi Gras. but now it’s Halloween.
Type of Movie: I love horror and adventure.
Season: southern Louisiana doesn’t have seasons. no, seriously, look at our weather records.
Perfume/Cologne: um, eucalyptus or lavender shit; or Axe. I don’t really wear any of that. ::shrugs::
Sport: (American) football and Muggle Quidditch.
HAVE YOU EVER…
Been in Love: three times, including currently.
Been to a Foreign Country: um, not legally… will have to tell you about that one day….
Broken a Bone: several damn times.
Gotten a Speeding Ticket: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no seriously, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. I have gotten over ten tickets in three different parishes. the police HATE me…..
Stolen Anything: I’ve got kleptomatic tendencies. I’ve never stolen from a store; but I collect writing utensils from work, and I acquire street signs and traffic cones from the public.
Been to a Concert: several times.
Been in a Mosh Pit: yes. even a Christian one, lol!!
Been Beaten Up: does it count if your boyfriend did it?? because if so, yes.
Smoked Pot: three times, and hated it everytime. I get super hyper, and everyone is mellow; so I want to stab all of them, lol.
Beaten Someone Up: again, do ex-boyfriends count? he didn’t go to work the next day….
Been Drunk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. wait, that was a serious question??
Been Dumped Lately: nope.
Been Called a Tease: always.
Kissed the Opposite Sex: yup. I”m pansexual.
Been on a Roller Coaster: I’m an adrenaline junkie, so yes.
Been in an Ocean: I live in southern Louisiana; so yes.
Done Drugs: probably not, since we already covered weed, and that’s all I’ve done…
THIS OR THAT…
Coffee or Cappuccino: coffee, black.
Pepsi or Coke: Barq’s Root Bear.
Dog or Cat: MEOW!!! :3
Doughnuts or Bagels: bagels have less sugar.
Day or Night: I’m a night owl.
Ice Tea or Hot Tea: non-alcoholic, iced; alcoholic (Japanese), hot.
Rain or Snow: I’ve seen sneaux a few times….. but I prefer the rain.
Silver or Gold: silver, always.
Sweet or Sour: salty.
Pens or Pencils: depends on the purpose, honestly. but usually pen.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate makes me gag. ugh.
Shower or Bath: what’s my time constraints and bathing purposes??
Friends or Family: is “felines” an option???
Love or Money: always Love, even when I didn’t actually believe in it….
Hug or Kiss: kisses are gross.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Eye Color: I’ll accept anything, but green makes me jizz.
Long or Short Hair: honestly, depends on person and archetype.
Style: I like heavy archetypes — super skater, super goth, super nerd, etc. nothing middle of the range, etc.
Looks or Personality: I won’t date an idiot. number one is ALWAYS the Smarts….. I have dated 400lbs guys before I’ve dated average-intelligence guys. #Elitist
Hot or Cute: intelligent.
Vehicle You Drive: I had a green 2008 Honda Civic LX. but he’s recently died; so now it’s a bike.
Number of Regrets: literally countless.
What Country Do You Want to Visit: Aussie. I wanna get killed by one of their random psycho animals.
How Many Siblings Do You Have: Baby Brother/Tiger/Psycho/Bronson is three years younger than me. then there’s Pooky, my stuffed bear older brother.
How Do You Want to Die: soon.
Cell Phone Carrier: ugh, AT&T. family plan, man. what can I do?? Dad pays for it….
Random Facts: I’m a tomboy — I love wrestling, MMA, etc., but I still wear makeup and enjoy things like Pretty Little Liars and Orange is the New Black.